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我身高一米8 相貌也不差 不说赛潘安吧 也得整过刘德华  虽说没上过清华 也没读过北大 但我各种鸟语用的也是出神入化。  我精通计算机,还会搞策划。不说能力有多强,反正一个能顶俩。  别看我这么狂,别看我这么棒。结果长江后浪推前浪 我却死在浪尖上  赶上了版本更新 经历了通货膨胀  结果导致公会裁员 帮众下了岗。  该下岗的没人催,不该下的一大堆。所谓点背不能怪社会,包袱还得自己背。 我也得生存啊,我也得打怪啊。万般无奈没办法,咱也找点活来干。  你问我会干点啥,你问我会干点嘛? 各位老板大款领导干部你们听好啦。
能为做房地产,追求利润的老板卖房子。
能为没有性格,老实巴交的老板耍性子。
能为开个饭馆,不讲卫生的老板唰盘子。
能为想做广告,没有创意的老板画牌子。
能为逃避债务,狡兔三窟的老板兜圈子。
能为追计债务,火冒三丈的老板操刀子。
能为没有门卫,光杆司令的老板看厂子。
能为推广营销,满嘴谎言的老板扯幌子。
能为吃饱撑的,喜欢滋事的老板生乱子。
能为大面撒网,重点培养的老板管绳子。
能为效益差的,想自杀的老板找路子。
能为嫌贫爱富,爱慕虚荣的老板挣面子。
能为内外勾结,投机倒把的老板钻空子。
能为好打官司,闹诉讼的老板写状子。
能为策划宣传,没有骚招的老板出点子。
能为搞进出口,暗箱操作的老板骗鬼子。
 

能为爱喝两口,马路杀手的领导开车子。
能为私人请客,公款吃喝的领导发帖子。
能为不胜酒力,坚持到底的领导碰杯子。
能为口蜜腹剑,溜须拍马的领导谋位子。
能为智商低下,IQ为零的领导想法子。
能为想方设法,一步登天的领导架梯子。
能为没有文化,表达力差的领导写稿子。
能为缺少哥们,缺少姐们的领导拉杆子。
能为国有企业,没有能力的领导管班子。
能为心理阴暗,就好打听的领导做探子。
能为没有良心,中饱私囊的领导捞票子。
能为互相推委,没有注意的领导拍板子。
能为双耳不闻,群众批评的领导装孙子。
能为包养二奶,三奶四奶的领导哄妻子。
能为**不会,胆小怕事的领导壮胆子。
能为道貌岸然,伪装斯文的领导骂**子。
最后编辑、骨玉权杖 最后编辑于 2011-05-28 09:38:23
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骨头这是要疯啊
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嗯,貌似是前兆。
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俩位老板  需要点啥?
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人才呀!
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怎么还是没人招聘我?
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是不是网上盗用的!
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来,把这卖身契先签了
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楼主,你太有才了
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拒绝要交体检费的  拒绝要交介绍费的。。。
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让你家人给你交住院费,来精神病院半年了,还没交钱呢
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开个玩笑,别恼哈
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Station in April frost . late autumn leaves ,这可是咱们破天荒的头一次”
We started our english at the beginning of january, now is almost the end of march,
recently , a lot of new comers attend, some of them are middle school's students, their english are quite good.Last sat. about 10 people from joint-venture company, they happen to know our english corner when they pass-by hz0752.com.
Well, we still can not set up a leadership of EC, coz not enough people have time ,energe, and with qualified englsih.Most of them are very busy.
Mostly , I really very appreciate the boss of the WEST GATE--bobb, he is the key person of our english corner, and an elder friend, who come every sat--oscar.
Many thanks to you all for the growing english corner.,Hommes Big Pony Avec Drapeau National
War . Department of Water
Star-Soul drunk componenty .
dreams End of the World search swordsman ,chemise de polo,
sparse crazy about wine .

proud and played the **pter.
popular resistance that often . Red tears
most miserable. Zheng Qing Qu silver heart
vows ,truth in heaven if
We started our english at the beginning of january, now is almost the end of march,
recently , a lot of new comers attend, some of them are middle school's students, their english are quite good.Last sat. about 10 people from joint-venture company, they happen to know our english corner when they pass-by hz0752.com.
Well, we still can not set up a leadership of EC, coz not enough people have time ,energe, and with qualified englsih.Most of them are very busy.
Mostly , I really very appreciate the boss of the WEST GATE--bobb, he is the key person of our english corner, and an elder friend, who come every sat--oscar.
Many thanks to you all for the growing english corner.,Hommes Lacoste Polo Chemise,一般的日子
We started our english at the beginning of january, now is almost the end of march,
recently , a lot of new comers attend, some of them are middle school's students, their english are quite good.Last sat. about 10 people from joint-venture company, they happen to know our english corner when they pass-by hz0752.com.
Well, we still can not set up a leadership of EC, coz not enough people have time ,energe, and with qualified englsih.Most of them are very busy.
Mostly , I really very appreciate the boss of the WEST GATE--bobb, he is the key person of our english corner, and an elder friend, who come every sat--oscar.
Many thanks to you all for the growing english corner.,
unlimited consider .
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回复 14# 夢灬雲湮 的帖子

最近涌现不少老水军, 都是怎么了呢`?
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各种求啊
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求虐待不?
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回复 18# Miche 的帖子

这位胸抬  口味比较重啊
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大仙都已经疯掉了
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